
| April 18, 1999
"IF I HAD A HAMMER" By Josh Becker ACT ONE: FRONT TITLES: The front title sequence is over
a STOCK FOOTAGE montage of the big news events of 1958 through early
1964 set to The Weavers' version of "If I Had a Hammer": Elvis
Presley, wearing an army uniform, waves as he boards an airplane for
Germany; U.S. troops are shipped to Vietnam where fighting has begun
in earnest; Chuck Berry is indicted for tax evasion; Little Richard
quits music to become an ordained Seventh Day Adventist minister; Martin
Luther King delivers his "I have a dream" speech to a Washington,
D.C. civil rights rally; students hold a sit-in at a university; John
and Jackie Kennedy sit in the back-seat of the presidential Lincoln-Continental
cruising down the streets of Dallas; Jack Ruby shoots Lee Harvey Oswald;
LBJ is sworn in as president; the Beatles arrive in America . . . EXT. "STUDENTS FOR POLITICAL ACTION" OFFICE - DAY The "Students For Political Action"
office is a small storefront located in a downtown area. Poor, inner-city
people fill the streets. A 21-year old beatnik boy named MAX, with a
goatee and a beret, steps up to the front door, pulls out a key, goes
to insert it into the lock and the door swings open. Max finds this
somewhat surprising and enters. Max steps into the ratty interior of the office -- old and broken office furniture, torn easy chairs with stuffing hanging out, a torn, yellowing poster on the wall announcing The Weavers reunion concert at Carnagie Hall -- and he finds the air full of cigarette smoke, which he waves away from his face. Max turns on the light. In the very back of the office is LORRAINE DEMPSEY, an attractive, intense 19-year old girl with a short, boyish haircut, wearing a plaid skirt and a sweater. She cranks a mimeograph machine which on each revolution spits out a yellow flyer stating in big bold letters, "Free the Springfield Five!! Emergency Meeting Sunday at 8:00 P.M." Lorraine sees Max and blinks, a smoldering cigarette butt dangling from her lips. MAX Lorraine squints through the smoke wafting up into her eyes. LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX
MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE Lorraine reaches into her sweater pocket and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, which she finds empty and crumples. LORRAINE LORRAINE Lorraine checks out the overflowing ashtray and spots a long butt. She straightens it out and lights it, then takes a sip of coffee. She winces and sticks out her tongue. LORRAINE
MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE Lorraine sits down and puts on her shoes. Max checks out her legs as she does this. Suddenly . . . MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX LORRAINE MAX Lorraine smiles and hands Max a thick pile of flyers. LORRAINE Lorraine walks out of the office and Max watches her go, groaning audibly after she's left. EXT. "STUDENTS FOR POLITICAL ACTION" OFFICE - DAY Lorraine exits the office and strides up the street immediately attempting to hand out flyers. LORRAINE Most people take the flyers that are offered to them, although many immediately discard them, some right on the street. When Lorraine sees this she goes over and picks the flyer back up. LORRAINE DISSOLVE: This is a small house in a neighborhood of nearly identical homes. Big leafy trees line the shady street. A red 1960 Ford Falcon sits in the driveway. The distinctive sound of the Three Stooges playing on TV can be heard from within. A car pulls up in front of the house. INT. THE BUCKLEY HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY DAN BUCKLEY, a 14-year old wearing a Boy Scout uniform, sits watching the Three Stooges on TV and laughing. The doorbell rings. Dan dashes over and opens the door. Two other 14-year old boys in Boy Scout uniforms come bursting in and they all begin talking at once. Dan and his pals leave. MR. BUCKLEY and MRS. BUCKLEY enter the living
room. Phil's Dad is wearing a bowling shirt and holds a bowling ball
up in front of his face. MR.
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BUCKLEY Mr. Buckley looks at his watch and frowns. MR.
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BUCKLEY Mr. Buckley considers this for a moment, then exits the living room. INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE PHIL'S ROOM - DAY Phil's Dad steps up to a closed bedroom door,
tries the doorknob and finds it locked. PHIL
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(O.S.) Mrs. Buckley steps up beside her husband. MR.
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BUCKLEY Phil's Dad and Mom exit and we stay on Phil's
closed bedroom door. PHIL BUCKLEY, a tall, handsome, eighteen-year old boy with a crewcut, lies in bed in his boxer shorts smoking a cigarette. Phil wears a can opener on a shoelace around his neck. The ashtray beside his bed is overflowing with smashed butts. Phil smokes languidly, the smoke drifting up from his nose. There are ashes on his chest, but he doesn't notice. Phil reaches under the bed and comes out with a can of beer. He opens it with his can opener, guzzles, winces, grins and belches. Phil glances over at the wall beside him. There are many photos of Elvis cut from magazines, as well as pictures of Tuesday Weld, Chuck Berry, Bobby Darin and Mickey Mantle. Phil suddenly sits up, reaches over and grabs an acoustic guitar that's leaning against the wall and begins strumming it. Phil plays a variety of tunes and rhythms in a half-assed fashion, but nothing sounds very good. He glances over at a book on his desk, "Beginning Guitar." Phil opens the book and begins to play. He's doing OK until he attempts to make a specific chord and, sadly, his fingers don't want to stretch that way. PHIL Phil shuts the book. He walks over to his dresser, steps in front of the mirror, crosses his arms, lowers his chin and proceeds to do a poor Ed Sullivan imitation. PHIL Phil sits down on the bed, strums his guitar, but still isn't getting the sound he wants. He thinks for a second, then puts down the guitar and digs through one of his dresser drawers. He comes up with a cheap old microphone with a strange, multi-pronged plug on the end. Phil considers this situation for a moment, then produces a Boy Scout knife and deftly cuts off the plug. He then splits the wire and shaves off the insulation. Phil takes the mike over to his record player and connects the bare wires to the back of the amplifier. Suddenly, feedback fills the room. Phil's eyes light up. PHIL He moves the mike away from the amp, then blows into it and hears his amplified breath through his speakers. Phil takes the microphone and shoves it into the hole of his guitar and presto! It's electric! Now he really starts to rock and it's clear that Phil is not particularly talented, simply enthusiastic. He does the Chuck Berry duck-walk across his room, guitar wailing. INT. KITCHEN - DAY Phil's Mom is doing the dishes. She hears the strange, electronic noise and looks all around. MRS.
BUCKLEY INT. PHIL'S BEDROOM - DAY Phil's a rock & roll maniac playing to thousands
of adoring fans and everything's terrific DISSOLVE:
Phil walks along the street carrying his guitar case. Phil isn't paying any attention to anything going on around him. He's got a tune in his head and a vague, amused look on his face. He occasionally makes an Elvis Presley-style hip gyration accompanied by a grunt and we realize that Phil's still on The Ed Sullivan Show in his head. He adds the crowd reaction sounds, cheering and laughing. The beatnik kid MAX from the "Students for Political Action" office offers Phil a flyer. MAX Phil waves it away entirely uninterested. PHIL INT. MUSIC STORE - DAY This is the all-purpose variety of music store that sells most every sort of instrument and all the accessories. Lorraine stands before a large variety of guitar picks holding her guitar and deliberates. She chooses a pick, checks its thickness, then drops it back in its bin. Finally, Lorraine makes her decision, chooses a pick, then steps over to the counter and pays the portly, middle-aged CLERK a quarter. Lorraine strolls over to the sheet music. She flips through until she finds something she likes and pulls it out -- it's Woody Guthrie's song "This Land is Your Land." Lorraine plays the first several chords, humming the tune. Something else catches her attention and she walks to another part of the store, stepping behind a big display case filled with woodwind instruments. Just then Phil steps up in front of the woodwind case, then crosses to the acoustic guitar section where Lorraine just stood. He finds the guitar string he needs and it costs fifty cents, half of his accumulated wealth. Phil resigns himself to this inevitability and replaces his broken string. He sees the portly Clerk watching him and smiles at the guy. The Clerk smiles back. Lorraine hands a yellow flyer to an OLD BLACK
WOMAN, who puts on her glasses and looks at it with interest. PHIL Lorraine steps up from behind and proclaims . . . LORRAINE Phil turns around and checks Lorraine out. He smiles his coolest smile. PHIL LORRAINE Lorraine begins playing the song and Phil very hesitantly follows along, glancing frequently at the lyrics. LORRAINE
& PHIL I
roamed and rambled The
sun came shining Suddenly, everybody in the store, including the old black woman and the clerk, joins in for the finale. EVERYBODY Everybody laughs, then returns to their business.
Lorraine turns to Phil. LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE Phil takes the flyer looking confused. PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL
PHIL LORRAINE PHIL Lorraine grimaces with disdain. LORRAINE PHIL Lorraine looks stricken.
PHIL LORRAINE PHIL Lorraine looks him up and down. LORRAINE PHIL Lorraine laughs and she and Phil exit. Phil and Lorraine both drink mugs of coffee and
smoke cigarettes. Lorraine really looks at Phil. LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE
LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE Phil suddenly feels cornered.
LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE Phil waves his hand in total deprecation. PHIL LORRAINE Lorraine consider this for a second, then dismisses the whole thing. LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL Lorraine suddenly stands. PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE PHIL LORRAINE Lorraine departs. The Waitress steps up and hands Phil the bill, which is 42 cents. He leaves his entire 49 cents. PHIL The WAITRESS snorts and Phil leaves. DISSOLVE: EXT. "STUDENTS FOR POLITICAL ACTION" OFFICE - DAY Lorraine stands in front of the office handing out yellow flyers and demanding Justice! A big, green 1963 Cadillac Sedan deVille with very pointy fins pulls up in front of her and stops. The car's electric window comes down revealing a good-looking couple in their early 40s. They are Lorraine's MOM and DAD. MOM Lorraine sighs and gets in the back seat of the car. LORRAINE INT. CADILLAC - DAY Lorraine's Dad guns it and the car pulls away quickly. Dad glances back at Lorraine. DAD LORRAINE Her Mom looks back at her. MOM Lorraine looks at her hands and sees purple stains. LORRAINE MOM LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE Mom turns to Dad. MOM DAD MOM Lorraine points at herself. LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE MOM LORRAINE MOM LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE Lorraine's Mom and Dad look at each other and shake their heads.
LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE DAD LORRAINE Lorraine sighs deeply, lost in the vast expanse
of the back seat. Her hand goes into her sweater pocket, but she still
doesn't have any cigarettes. |
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