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Name:
alex
E-mail: alexfrom1tm@aol.com
hey, my name is alex, i'm a student at ramapo highschool,
and am looking for a film to do as my senior project,
it will be shot on 16mm, distributed to festivals etc...anywayz,
i was looking online for a script, and i am ABSOLUTLY
IN LOVE WITH "BUDS" with your permission,
i would love to go into production on this film. the
only thing is, instead of 30 year olds, switching the
characters to 17-19 year olds. that is my only concern.
thanks ~peace, Alex
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| Dear
Alex:
I'm
glad you like it, but no you don't have the rights to
shoot it, and no, you can't change the characters to
teenagers. In fact, leave it alone and come up with
your own story.
Josh
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Name:
Cynthia E. Jones
E-mail: cynthiaejones@hotmail.com
Dear Josh,
Okay.
So I feel like God is punishing me. I put your movie
in my VCR last night...and my VCR decided to mangle
it. It wasn't anything personal...it killed the next
two tapes that I put in as well, which means that my
VCR needs to get serviced. It's not permanent damage
to the tape, it's just that I can't watch it at home
now, and I'm stuck only watching DVDs for the time being.
So. One of these days I'll be able to watch "Hammer."
I'll ask one of my friends if I can come over and watch
it at their house. Perhaps I'll even get a couple of
new fans for ya!
Meanwhile,
I'm reading a bunch of your stories and reminding myself
what a fun writer you are to read. It's like a vacation
for your mind! (I'm currently referring to your 1977
hitchhiking trip to Alaska.)
Thanks,
Cindy
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| Dear
Cindy:
Thank
you for saying that, since I'm now working on my memoirs
up to and including hitchhiking to Alaska. I'm hoping
I can get a whole book out of it, but we'll see. Sorry
to hear about your VCR. Luckily, they're pretty cheap
these days. It's probably easier and cheaper to just
get a new one. Once again, let me know what you think
when, and if, you see it.
Josh
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Name:
Brian C.
E-mail: canadab@excite.com
Hey Josh,
More
and more I notice that there is a widening disconnect
between films that have so-called critical acclaim and
a story worth watching. "Gangs of New York"
would top my list for this years "waste 3+ hours
of your life" award. Critics loved it but I spent
a lot of time looking at my watch. I noticed that people
were none to concerned about taking frequent trips to
the bathroom and missing anything pivitol. Another would
the "The Two Towers." This wasn't even a complete
movie as far a bridge films go. Am I wrong to expect
a beginning - middle - and resolution /cliffhanger?
The film was nothing but foreplay with no payoff. Something
must have been broken at WingNut.
Someone
(indies) save us from critical acclaim before the whole
industry goes down the toilet. (Insert wailing and gnashing
of teeth here.)
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| Dear
Brian:
Well,
I couldn't sit through the first installment of "Lord
of the Rings," I wasn't about to try and sit through
the second (or the third, when that arrives). "Gangs
of New York" isn't just a not-so-good film, it's
a complete disaster. I daresay it's the worst film of
Mr. Scorsese's career, and worse than garbage like "New
York, New York," which at least has a few good
songs. Indies don't seem so hot to me, either, at this
time. Most of them are about a bunch of twenty-somethings
bitching about life and sex. So what?
Josh
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Name:
Diane Steed`
E-mail: dsteed@big-d.com
Dear
Josh:
So
true, So true, although I have NEVER gotten any humor
out of the cheap things that I have bought, I did however
get quite a bit a laughter out of what you wrote. I
am truly happy to know that I am not the only one who
buys something at a cheap price (thinking I am getting
a great deal) and having it fall apart.
But,
I have also bought more expensive items and had them
fall apart when I got them home also.
Have
a great day.
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| Dear
Diane:
That
99-cent store essay seems to get more response than
any other I've written. I have a Colgate brand toothbrush
I bought at the 99-cent store (and never used) that
was manufactured by: "United Bristlers & Brushes
Pvt. Ltd., Unilazer House, No. 7, Marwah Estate, Sakinaka,
Mumbai."
Josh
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Name:
matt
E-mail: matt_hopkins@excite.com
Dear
Josh:
Do
you think any of those products would fall under "international
anti-dumping" Regulation? and when did you write
the essay? I have observed the same about 99 cent store
in my area. I don't shop there anymore.
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| Dear
Matt:
I
guess I wrote it in 1998 or 1999. I don't know the international
anti-dumping regulations, but I think that means something
different. My understanding of "dumping" is
to sell products below the cost of manufacture, thus
putting the competition out of business, then raising
your prices. This is what the Japanese did to the consumer
electronics market in the U.S. in the 1960s and 70s.
That's why no electronics are manufactured in the U.S.
anymore.
Josh
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Name:
Cynthia E. Jones
E-mail: cynthiaejones@hotmail.com
Dear Josh,
I
just finished reading "Just Do It," in your
"old stuff" section. There's a couple of things
I'd like to share here. (Don't feel the need to post
this, it's probably not of much interest to your fans.)
Regarding
"Just Do It," and personal ads, I had an experience
when I first moved to Washington, DC in October of last
year. I decided to go online to Yahoo! Personals, just
to make friends with people. I didn't know ANYONE in
town, and everyone on the East Coast seems so cold and
closed off. If I go out to a bar, men come up to me
and ask for my number, etc, and I had just broken up
with my boyfriend so that was out. So. I decided to
make friends online. Only there's no option for "making
friends" or "girls meeting girls" (except
for lesbians) or anything in the personals, it's all
romance. I put out an ad stating that I wanted "friends,"
and every single male (the only sex) who responded (something
like 88 guys) stated that this was "cool."
I went out with one guy, who took me out to dinner.
Afterward, we hung out and watched "The Simpsons,"
during which I suggested that it would be funnier if
we had some THC-delivery device. He was slightly offended,
and told me that he "used to smoke pot," but
now he just drinks alcohol, because he "grew up."
By the second time we hung out, I made it clear to him
that I really, actually just wanted friends, and wasn't
looking for a boyfriend. He said that this was cool,
that he really needed some friends, too--and never called
me again.
The
second guy I met said that he was interested in "weird
music," so I asked him to accompany me to a Residents
show. He picked me up before the concert, and said,
"Uh, who is this band again?" The show, which
was entirely performance-art based, and not rock n'
roll at all, alienated him completely. "This is
so weird," he kept saying, trying to get me to
hate the band. (I thought he liked "weird"
stuff, but he meant "alternative" rock and
roll, like on MTV, I guess.) We also never saw one another
again. No attacks occurred on either of these occasions,
except to our respective self-esteem.
When
I asked a friend of mine at work what was up, he said,
"Lots of girls say they want 'friends,' but what
they mean is that they want to get to know you first
before they fuck you." Ah. Well. What a fool I
was. I took myself off of the Yahoo! Personals market
and have never gone back. Luckily, I got a full-time
job, populated with lots of friendly 22 to 40 year olds,
and now have some actual "friends."
Honestly,
what I had wanted to put in my personal ad was "looking
for someone to smoke a hooter with," but they wouldn't
go for that. And, actually, I still have yet to find
anyone of that persuasion in Virginia. They're all a
bunch of tobacco smokers out here, and they love beer.
Ah, well. This is what I get for leaving Northern California.
Sobriety.
As
for your story, it was great stuff. I'm going to go
back and read some more of your eighties writing. It's
fun... true stories are the best.
--Cindy
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| Dear
Cindy:
Amusing
tales. It sure isn't easy meeting people anymore. I
tried to make friends with several of the actors in
my last film, all seemingly nice folks, and the women
thought I was hitting on them and the men thought I
was gay. So I made no new friends. Oh well. And dating
is even worse. I read the personals regularly, and almost
never answer them. I don't know what the men say, but
most women's interests are: cuddling, sitting by a fire,
and walking hand in hand on the beach. Yikes!
Josh
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Name:
Darin
E-mail: none
Dear
Josh:
I
think I can honestly say that I've read everything on
your site at least once, and a lot of the articles and
reviews twice or more. I know you do the "Ask the
Director" stuff almost daily, but I was wondering
if you'd ever consider writing weekly (or bi-weekly)articles
for Beckerfilms.com.
Any
chance?
Thanks,
Darin
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| Dear
Darin:
I
appreciate you'd be interested in such a thing, but
since I don't make anything for doing this, there's
be no good reason for me to do that. If someone else
wanted my stuff and was willing to pay for it, then
I'd be more than pleased to do it -- as long as I got
to write whatever I wanted.
Josh
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Name:
Andy
E-mail:
Hey
Josh:
I
see you're a huge fan of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."
So I bet you're very excited about the new sitcom "My
Big Fat Greek Life" that the writer and cast are
doing as well as the TV commercials they keep appearing
in.
(Note:
That was sarcasm).
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| Dear
Andy:
Right,
I could give a shit. It sounds like a truly crappy idea
for a TV show. I'm not a "huge fan" of the
film, either, I just enjoyed it.
Josh
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Name:
Tim Shadler
E-mail: tjs27@drexel.edu
Dear
Josh:
On
Roger Ebert's website he has a page where he answers
questions about movies. On his more recent questions
concerns films shot, or that appear to be shot, with
one continuous shot. He failed to mention Running Time
and in fact is unaware of any other movies attempting
this then the few he mentions. I have provided a link
below. It is the third question on this page.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/answ-man/sho-sunday-ebert09.html
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| Dear
Tim:
I
wrote in to Mr. Ebert and informed him of the existence
of "Running Time." Thanks.
Josh
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Name:
Tony Mitchell
E-mail: mitch_2209@hotmail.com
Hi
Josh,
I managed to see "Wages of Fear" on the big
screen last night and even though it was in black-and-white
I thought it was much better than William Friedkin's
remake "Sorcerer". My favourite line of the
film was, "Wherever there is oil you will find
Americans".
Tony
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| Dear
Tony:
Good
line. True, too. Yes, I agree, "Wages of Fear"
is much better than "Sorcerer." By the time
of Friedkin's remake it no longer made any sense to
not use a helicopter to bring in the nitro or dynamite.
I read the book (for which I traded Sam Raimi another
paperback) and "Wages" is a very good adaptation.
I did watch Friedkin's remake of "12 Angry Men"
the other night, and it was pretty good, although nowhere
near to the original. It didn't update very well, either.
I also watched "The Exorcist" again the other
night, and that still holds up pretty well.
Josh
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Name:
kevin
E-mail: smit12092000@aol.com
Dear
Josh:
when
i make short films i use a camcorder that takes the
small vhs tapes or i use a camcorder that takes regular
vhs tapes, editing is very hard using these types of
camcorders. when you first started out making films
what kind of camers did you use, how did you edit them
and what kind of camers are used when you make 'super
8' movies
thank you,
kevin
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| Dear
Kevin:
We
used a variety of different super-8 cameras, Sankyo
(your welcome), Chinon, Yashica, and some others. You'd
edit on a little super-8 editor with a tape splicer.
It was all very crude. What you need to do is edit digitally,
like on an Apple G-4 with Final Cut Pro. Then you'd
take your footage, however you shoot it, and feed it
all in to the hard-drive. That way, whether you shoot
VHS on either size tape, or digital video, it will all
merge together in the hard-drive, and give you a consistant
output. Many schools have digital editing software now
so check around. Good luck.
Josh
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Name:
Nick
E-mail: rexniplicus@sbcglobal.net
Hey Josh,
I
saw "Frailty", good movie for most of it.
I saw you asked what significance the title has. I believe
it has to do with the frailty of the human mind. That
is, Paxton's character is fine one day, and then just
overnight, he goes from a peaceful, good man to a killer,
even though he believes he's doing the right thing.
I read that in an interview somewhere I believe.
Recent
horror movies really haven't been very good. In "Darkness
Falls" they try to make the Tooth Fairy evil, or
something like that. "The Ring" is about a
videotape that kills. I haven't seen either one, but
after hearing that, I'm not that interested in seeing
them.
One
horror movie I saw recently that I did like was "Dog
Soldiers". Have you seen it? Very fast paced and
builds likeable characters, and excellent werewolf special
effects. BUT, the trailer is just like you said in one
of your articles...all of a sudden, nonsensical techno
music starts pounding in the background.
But,
I don't watch movies for their trailers... ;-)
-
Nick
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| Dear
Nick:
That
may be an explanation for the the title, "Frailty,"
but it's not a good one, and it's really a bad title.
It should have been called something like "In the
Hands of God" or "God's Hands."
Josh
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Name:
kevin provost
E-mail: smit12092000@aol.com
Dear
Josh:
i
just bought running time on vhs and i thought it was
great but i did not understand 2 things
1---when the druggy [the guy who was to drive the van]
pawns something i dont know what it was, i first though
it was the watch buzz gave him witch would of been funny
but a few sconds later bruce campbell takes the watch
off his wrist, so i can only think it was the keys to
the van...am i right or wrong
2 at the end of the running time vhs after the credits
it shows a little bit of the credits again then a sceen
from the movie, why is this
-----on a differnt note
i, like most of the people writting you am trying to
be a director, i make short films with my friends but
it seems they dont want to be in them and it seems no
one else wants to be in movies or have anything to do
with them...what should i do. i am not as lucky as you
to grow up with a whole group of people who love to
make movies
thank you,
kevin provost
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| Dear
Kevin:
Yes,
it's the keys to the van he's just traded the drug dealer,
and he says, "It runs like a champ." That
repeated scene was ostensibly the film's trailer, although
another trailer has been cut since then. If your friends
don't want to be in your films, try hooking up with
some actors, either at school or a theater group, they'll
certainly want to be in the movies. Good luck.
Josh
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Name:
Jean
E-mail:
Hi Josh,
Oh
my God! I can't believe I forgot to write to you about
this. A few weeks back my friend Mikey and I were walking
to the Tower Records on Sunset. There was a huge line
of people waiting outside of Booksoup obviously for
some kind of book signing. It turns out that Martin
Scorsese was signing copies of his book about the making
of "Gangs of New York". We decided to get
in line and when we did a Booksoup employee handed us
a flier which detailed the "rules" of the
book signing. First on the list, we had to buy the book.
Big "no duh" there, right? Now I hated the
film and I would never in a million years spend $30
on a book about that 3 hour monstrosity. But my friend
was willing to spend the money and I agreed to stand
in line with him. The next big thing on the list was
in bold, black capital letters. We were not to talk
to Mr. Scorsese at all. If we did attempt to talk to
him we would be removed from the book store immediately.
Also, he would not be personalizing any of the autographs.
So the only thing that the people were getting for their
30 bucks was Scorsese's big, dumb signature. We asked
if he was going to be reading from the book or talking
about the film or his career at all. The answer was
no. We both left the line in total disgust, luckily
before Mikey had a chance to purchase a copy of the
book. As we were both reading the flier I blurted out
"who the fuck does this guy think he is?"
A guy standing in line in front of me shot me a cold
look and said to me "he's Martin Scorsese, he's
a legend." Like I was the asshole for not shelling
out money for his piece of shit book, about his piece
of shit film, to get his piece of shit autograph. The
whole experience was just another example of people
supporting horrible crap because of the name that is
tacked onto it. It was also an example of Scorsese buying
his own hype. Josh, I was once again disheartened.
Thanks,
Jean
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| Dear
Jean:
I'm
sorry that you too have to become disheartened, but
it's the lot of any true movie lover now. All Scorsese's
got left is his hype; his talent departed over a decade
ago. I watch "Inside the Actor's Studio" regularly,
and I'd say the two worst people on the show ever were
Martin Scorsese and Kevin Costner. Scorsese sounded
so canned, every story having been repeated a million
times, so that he couldn't get through any of them with
any alacrity at all, and there were obvious edits all
over the place to escape from his dull stories. Costner,
on the other hand, kept standing up ands stepping out
to the edge of the stage so that he could regale the
audience with what he just knew were hysterical anecdotes,
with James Lipton sitting behind him staring at his
back. Many actors that I thought I wouldn't like on
that show, I turned out to enjoy quite a lot, like Richard
Gere and Harrison Ford.
Josh
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Name:
dustin
E-mail: dustglas@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
glad
you sortof enjoyed Frailty. i think bill paxton got
sick of playing crappy parts so he wrote and directed
one for himself. its always fun watching him play a
nut or a creep or a creepy nut. i was also happy with
the kids perfromances in the film in that they weren't
as abnoxious as hell as per usual with kids in the industry.
as for the multi twist ending, i'd bet that someone
told him if he wanted to get a horror movie made it
had to have a twist, no matter how silly, so it would
"boggle" peoples minds like all new "horror"
movies nowadays. seen session 9 yet? can't remember.
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| Dear
Dustin:
I
bailed out pretty early on "Session 9," which
seemed absurd for the outset. I agree, I thought the
lead kid in "Frailty" did a very good job.
If the story had ended with dealing with Powers Boothe,
it would have been a lot better.
Josh
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Name:
John Hunt
E-mail: Chowkidar@aol.com
Josh,
I
was talking to my wife the other day and as she turned
to leave she told me, "Farewell, and do not die!"
That's a quote from one of those early-seventies kung
fu movies that came out of Hong Kong. I used to watch
those things on "Kung Fu Theater" on one of
the local channels. Every Saturday night at eleven they
would run one of those things.
That
got me thinking about the other "_________ Theaters"
that local channels used to show. We had a "Horror",
"Combat", "Monster", "Mystery",
"Comedy" and, my personal favorite, "Science
Fiction Theater". You could tune in at the same
time every week and watch Doug McClure or Charleton
Heston or Peter Cushing doing any manner of things.
It was through these "Theaters" that I watched
a great many of the movies I have seen. These shows
generally were late-afternoon; timed for when the kids
got home from school. Now all you see at three o'clock
are talk shows and infomercials. I think everyone used
to get some local variants of these "Theaters"
and I wonder if any local channels anywhere still do
them.
Not
really a question, more a heavy sigh.
John
PS.
If the Meek really are going to inherit the Earth, they
must be standing in line behind the Idiots.
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| Dear
John:
It's
like that brilliant sequence in "The Life of Brian,"
where Jesus is speaking on the mount and the camera
does a huge de-zoom back to the very back of the crowd,
where no one can really hear what Jesus is saying. "Blessed
are the cheesemakers?" asks someone. "I believe
he means the makers of all dairy products." Someone
else asks, "The Greek shall inherit the Earth?"
Someone else corrects, "No, the meek." Everyone
nods, "Yes, the meek have had it rough." Here
in Detroit we had Sir Graves Ghastley with his horror
theater on weekends. Throughout the week we had Bill
Kennedy as our movie host, who had been a bit actor
in Hollywood for many years, and was a true film enthusiast.
He has a one-line part in the Ingrid Bergman version
of "Joan of Arc." He's one of the villagers
burning her at the stake and his one line is, "More
faggots!"
Josh
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Name:
Chris
E-mail: cr@orcon.net.nz
Hi Josh
Thanks
for the info on the upcoming Xena DVD commentary. The
confusion with Anchor Bay arose because Anchor have
announced Herc and Xena DVD's, starting in April, with
"newly re-mastered transfers of each episode including
new Dolby 5.1 audio tracks, this collection will also
features bonus features to be determined" (http://www.anchorbayentertainment.com/future/).
Various people knowing you've had film(s) released on
Anchor Bay, put two and two together and came up with
five.
Anyway,
it'll be very interesting to see what the directors
have to say about the episodes. In a way, it's a pity
the disc wasn't being made 5 years ago, when it was
fresh in everyone's minds.
On
a related topic, I've been browsing around your website
- there's a lot of it! Excellent reading, but where
did last night go, all of a sudden it was 1 a.m. :)
Anyway, I was amused to see your account in 'Monsterisation'
of how you made Rob T kill the rewrites on Locked Up
&Tied Down. Though I notice, comparing your original
script for Shark Island Prison with the episode, there
were some quite substantial details changed. The character
of Clysemene who rescued Xena from the pit has disappeared
in the filmed version. And some of the more vivid details,
like Thalassa escaping from the crabs, Xena cleaning
out the drains, and Xena living on bugs in the pit,
have gone - rats yes, garbage and cockroaches no. Did
Lucy put her foot down on that one? Still, 90% of the
story and the basic structure is intact. The other detail
that changed is, Thalassa didn't order double rations
for the prisoners at the end. I think that might have
had a credibility gap, actually, but what I did feel
was missing at the end of the episode (as filmed) was
some explicit indication that the brutality of the guards
was going to be squashed.
I
know sometimes you don't care to discuss Xena minutiae
but I hope, since you wrote this one, you don't mind
me bringing it up. But otherwise please forgive me and
just ignore this post.
Regards
Chris
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| Dear
Chris:
I
have no problem discussing Xena on this level, which
is the making of, I just never wanted to discuss "sub-text,"
which was like how many angels can dance on the head
of a pin. But getting that story outline to come out
90% intact in the script was a major victory for me,
and for Rob, too, even if he didn't know it at the time.
It was a solid Xena story and there was no good reason
to screw it up. I thought Rick Jacobson did a good job
directing it, as well. I don't believe any changes were
due to Lucy putting her foot down, which I never saw
her do. She happily and enthusiastically did whatever
was asked of her, as did Renee.
Josh
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|
Name:
Sid Enigma
E-mail: sidenigma@hotmail.com
Hey Josh,
I
think you might have missed the point that Lynch was
trying to make with Mulholland Drive. Lynch successfully
makes a strong statement that Hollywood is a complete
hell-hole, full of emptiness and despair. It is the
second-most anti-Hollywood film I have seen, behind
the brilliant "The Day of the Locust".
sid
adelaide, australia
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| Dear
Sid:
I'm
certainly against Hollywood, and I agree with the sentiments,
but I didn't like the movie. For that matter, I didn't
like the movie of "Day of the Locust," either.
I did like the book, though. The idea that in the part
of what's supposed to be a gorgeous seventeen-year-old
starlet, they cast a thirty-five-year-old Karen Black,
who never was particularly attractive to begin with,
still seems like one of the worst pieces of casting
ever. As always, though, the late, great Conrad Hall
did a great job with the photography.
Josh
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|
Name:
Jim
E-mail: iamjimkenney@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
I
don't think your theory holds up -- you yourself admired
"The Straight Story", which David Lynch made
a year after you made your last film! So I don't think
his talent got sucked up after "Blue Velvet",
even according to you!
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| Dear
Jim:
That's
true, but I think it was fluke. Generally, however,
once a creative person slips to making junk, they never
return. I have no faith in these older guys who have
made one piece of crap after another after another,
suddenly getting good again. It could happen, though,
anything's possible. It's a phenomenon I've been paying
attention to for a long time, and that's generally how
it works. When it's over it's over. I wish it weren't
so and we could legitimately hope for more masterpieces
from guys like Scorsese or Coppola, but I really doubt
it.
Josh
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|
Name:
TOM
E-mail:
OH
MAN JOSH, SORRY I SPELLED "FRAILTY" WITHOUT
A CAPTITAL. WHY DONT YOU GO QUOTE ME ON IT AND TRY TO
MAKE ME LOOK DUMB. OF WAIT YOU ALREADY DID TRY THAT.
YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOULD FEEL DUMB THOUGH, I MEAN, WHAT
KIND OF FAIRY HAS TO SELL HIS OWN MOVIES FROM HIS HOUSE?
IT'S OK THOUGH, I GOT A JOB FOR YOU IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.
YOU CAN HOLD THE LIGHTS FOR ME WHEN I'M FILMING.
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| Dear
Tom:
Another
Rupert Pupkin. I don't have to make you look dumb, Tom,
you're doing a fine job all on your own.
Josh
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|
Name:
cameron
E-mail: cameronjade21@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
hey
hows it going.i am looking for a copy of the catcher
and the rye 1st or 2nd edition.but i really have like
no money.can you tell me is i can find one somewhere
or not.cam
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| Dear
Cameron:
I'd
like a first edition of "Catcher in the Rye"
for no money, too. Quite frankly, I've never seen one.
I do have a first edition of J.D. Salinger's "Nine
Stories," though, which I picked up for five bucks.
You've just go to keep your eyes peeled.
Josh
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Name:
tom
E-mail:
Dear
Josh:
no
i asked if you saw the ring, i dont care about frailty,
you freakin troll. i hope you accidentally get ran over
by a truck
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| Dear
Tom:
You
don't care about "Frailty," and I don't care
about you. We're even.
Josh
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Name:
Cynthia E. Jones
E-mail: cynthiaejones@hotmail.com
Dear Josh,
Hooray!
I was starting to think I was the only person in the
world who hated "Mulholland Drive." Lynch
himself admitted that it had no ending, and was the
beginning of a TV pilot that never went anywhere, and
yet all of these critics are kissing his ass because
of it?? I saw it in the theater and found myself squirming
about 20 minutes into it...and I have a high tolerance
for David Lynch. And the famous "lesbian"
scene was, like, huh? I knew most of the college-going
audience (I saw it at the Cornell University Campus
theater) was there only for that scene. And when it
was over they said it was "hot!" and "awesome!"
(It's the "Maxim" magazine takes over America
attitude) And here I am, looking for story or coherence
or something. What was I thinking? All a movie needs
these days is hot babes, preferably kissing one another.
Oh, no, wait, that's porn.
--Cindy
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| Dear
Cindy:
And
Miller Lite commercials. Lynch, like other previously
talented directors, had his moment in the sun from "Eraserhead"
to "Blue Velvet," then, just like Ziggy Stardust,
"he sucked up into his mind." And I'm sorry
to be the one to inform everybody of this, but when
a talented person has shot their wad, it's a done deal.
Just like Scorsese, who really ought to become a TV
movie host now.
Josh
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Name:
Chris
E-mail: cr@orcon.net.nz
Hi Josh
You
recently said "Meanwhile, I'm going into LA next
week to do commentary (on-camera) for the first season
DVD release of Xena. It sounds like they're doing a
nice job with the packaging and the extra added attractions."
That's
great news for us Xenafans, the Anchor Bay release I
mean. Please excuse the curiosity, but would your commentary
just be for 'Fistful of Dinars' which I think was your
only Season 1 ep, or any other eps as well? And what
does 'commentary (on-camera)' mean? The only Xena commentary
I know of so far is the Friend in Need Director's Cut,
which had Rob, Lucy and Renee talking off-camera about
the action - an extra soundtrack, in other words. And
very interesting it was too. Can you give us any more
details of what your commentary will involve?
Incidentally,
the Xena lists are very interested in this release,
since past tapes from Davis-Panzer have had quality
problems. There's some hope that Anchor Bay will be
better, along with much uncertainty because most fans
don't know who they are.
Hope
the commentary goes well - for your enjoyment and ours!
Chris
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| Dear
Chris:
It's
still Panzer-Davis, it's not Anchor Bay. It will be
on-camera because they're including a whole other DVD
with the set. The other directors being interviewed,
from what I hear, are: Doug Leffler, Charles Siebert,
Michael Levine, and T.J. Scott. And I'll discuss whatever
they want to discuss. I was involved with two eps in
the first season, "A Fistful of Dinars," which
I directed, and "Chariots of War," for which
I co-wrote the story.
Josh
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|
Name:
Sid Enigma
E-mail: sidenigma@hotmail.com
Hi Josh,
I
notice you are a big fan of David Lynch's Eraserhead,
Blue Velvet, Elephant Man. But what do you think of
his recent efforts? I will say I found Lost Highway
to be a bore, but Mulholland Drive was a sensational
piece of film-making. Thoughts?
sid
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| Dear
Sid:
Yeah,
I thought it was a piece of crap. The story is a convoluted
mess, there's no decent characterization, the audition
scene is complete nonsense, and I started to feel bad
for actress Naomi Watts, who is obviously a good actor
and stuck in an idiotic piece of junk. I also knew,
in these prurient times, that there was no way two attractive
women could star in a film without there being a perfunctory
lesbian scene. It's pathetic. And I saw no interesting
filmmaking anywhere in it.
Josh
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|
Name:
tom
E-mail: tomjimevans@aol.com
hey
josh,
i
was wondering if you've seen the previews for or if
you have seen the recent movie "the ring".
i hear nothing but good things on it, but i wanna hear
your opinion on it, cuase you tend to have whitty remarks
about those movies that i find quite humorous. indulge
mne please.
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| Dear
Tom:
Sorry,
I haven't seen it. Speaking of horror films, I did see
"Frailty," which had me kind of creeped out
for a while. It begins to seriously unravel about halfway
in, then has about three extra, needless twist endings,
but I still thought it was a good attempt at making
a believable, scary horror film. Why on Earth it's called
"Frailty," though, I can't say.
Josh
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|
Name:
JT
E-mail: jcarroll@austin.rr.com
Hey Josh,
For
the uninitiated like myself: 'fourwalling' - obvious
what you're doing from the context, but whats it mean
(i.e. where does this term come from?) Also, what kind
of goodies do you typically include in a press kit?
JT
Austin, Texas
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| Dear
JT:
I'm
not sure where the term comes from, but I think it means
you've got the whole theater, including the four walls.
This is when you rent the theater yourself, then receive
all of the ticket sales. It been a common practise in
LA for thirty or more years to get your film elegibilty
for the Oscars, which takes playing in a theater in
LA for one week. The first person to bring to the concept
to public attention was Tom Laughlin with "Billy
Jack." After getting a piss-poor release as the
second of a double-bill, Laughlin bought back the right
s to the film, then four-walled it all over America
and made millions of dollars. A press kit generally
includes: four or five black and white 8X10 stills,
bios of the director, producer, and lead actors, cast
and full credit lists, a synopsis of the story, and
any reviews or articles you've got.
Josh
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|
Name:
XenaHerc
E-mail: XLWH@aol.com
Hi Josh.
This is for Brad, who was looking for "Lunatics".
This website "Thomas Video" has it on their
list of New and Used tapes.
The list is current as of 1-23-03.
http://www.thomasvideo.com/vhs/lusedvhs.html
Take care,
XenaHerc
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| Dear
XenaHerc:
Thanks
for the info. Thomas Video is just a few miles from
here. Meanwhile, I'm going into LA next week to do commentary
(on-camera) for the first season DVD release of Xena.
It sounds like they're doing a nice job with the packaging
and the extra added attractions.
Josh
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|
Name:
Blake Eckard
E-mail: bseckard@hotmail.com
Josh,
I'm
looking for advice on the idea of four-walling a theatre
in L.A. to show a film (more specifically, a documentary)
I'm about to complete. I don't know of a single soul
who has done this except for yourself with "Running
Time." As a result, I consider anything you've
learned from the expierence as expert advice.
How
much did it ultimately cost, and did you (or would you
recommend) hiring a PR? How did you get press coverage?
Did people show for the screenings? Also how long does
a film have to play in L.A. to be up for Oscar nominations.
This may sound a bit naive, but what the hell. This
is only my second feature and my first still has yet
to garnish distribution of any kind.
Thanks
for any advice you may have, as I've always appreciated
what you've had to say in the past.
Have
a good one.
Blake
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| Dear
Blake:
I've
actually done it twice, first with "Lunatics,"
then with RT. I showed them both at Laemmle Theaters,
and those are probably the best folks to deal with regarding
four-walling. They have the art-house in Santa monica
on 2nd. St., where I showed RT, and whose name I can't
recall at the moment, as well as the Sunset 5 (?) on
Sunset and La Cienga, which is nice theater, and the
Royal on Santa Monica Blvd., where I showed "Lunatics,"
which is a pretty big, old theater, though nice, too.
You need to run for a week in LA for Academy Award elegibilty,
at least for a feature film. It may be different for
a documentary, so I'd check with the Academy first.
And it was pretty expensive, like $4,000 for a week,
if I recall correctly. Plus I ran ads in several of
the free newspapers, like the LA Weekly. Once you've
booked and paid for the theater, the Laemmle's will
book the press screening for you, if you ask them, but
you also have to have press kits. Do you have a 35mm
print? All the newspapers showed up for both of my screenings.
You'd deal with Greg or Bob Laemmle, both very nice
guys, and who, BTW, are relatives of Carl Laemmle, the
man who started Universal Pictures. Good luck, and if
there's anything else you'd like to know, go ahead and
ask.
Josh
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|
Name:
Jonas Georgio
E-mail: jonasg@aol.com
Dear
Josh:
I
heard that you helped work on THE DEAD NEXT STORE back
in the 80's (directed by J.R Bookwalter and produced
by Sam Raimi). What did you think of the film? What
do you think of J.R Bookwalter and his production company
Tempe Entertainment?
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| Dear
Jonas:
Yes,
I did work on it, or in it, as the case may be. I played
a zombie and had a full head mold done, which was a
pain. Then none of the footage I was in came out. The
J.R. got all pissy because I wouldn't come back to Akron,
Ohio from Detroit to reshoot all my scenes. I thought
the whole endeavor was badly conceived, ineptly directed,
and ultimately a complete piece of crap. And way too
much money for what ended up on the screen.
Josh
|
|
Name:
Brad
E-mail:
Josh,
What's
a guy got to do to get somebody, anybody to release
Lunatics on DVD or release it on VHS? I've never seen
it, can't find it, and as a working class slob like
yourself, can't afford to shell out up to 60 bucks to
purchase a previously viewed rental from some smuck
on Ebay. Tell me who the hell to email, threaten, beg,
etc. and I'm on it.
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| Dear
Brad:
As
much as it gets you down, it gets me down worse. The
film is owned, lock, stock, and barrel, by Columbia
Tri-Star, which is a division of Sony. How anyone gets
through to them is far beyond me. For a time there Anchor
Bay was interested in re-releasing "Lunatics"
on DVD and VHS and they couldn't get through to anyone
in charge. It's like the scene in "Apocalypse Now,"
where Col. Willard asks the guy during the battle, "Who's
the C.O.?" The guy says, "Ain't you?"
Willard finally leaves and says, "There's no fucking
C.O. here."
Josh
|
|
Name:
Ann McKinnon
E-mail: ladymizm@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
Just
wanted to say hello and thank for your essay on being
a P.A. for what almost 8 years!! Wow, do you have patience.
I was feeling like shit and I feel better knowing that
others have suffered as I do now.
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| Dear
Ann:
Eight
years? I was a PA for more like fourteen years. I got
my first PA gig in 1978, and I did my last one in 1992.
By the end there, when I was already in my thirties,
it really kicked my ass. I wish you all the luck in
the world.
Josh
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|
Name:
ALAN
E-mail:
Dear Josh
What
is your opinion of the Spaghetti Western genre? Some
of these movies are resurfacing on DVD lately and there
are some classics amongst them icluding Segio Corbucci's
COMPANEROS which includes what must be Ennio Morricone's
catchiest score. The pick of the crop though must be
the extraordinary Gothic masterpiece DJANGO KILL which
must surely have been the influence for Eastwoods HIGH
PLAINS DRIFTER and is full of bleakness and corruption.
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| Dear
Alan:
I
haven't seen any of the Sergio Corbucci westerns. When
I was a kid I saw all of the Sergio Leone westerns when
they came out and liked them a lot, although I don't
think they hold up very well. My biggest problem is
that they're all homage to older American westerns and
are intensely cliche-ridden. Not to mention that they're
badly dubbed, and half the cast is speaking Italian,
while the other half is speaking Spanish, and the leads
are occasionally speaking English.
Josh
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|
Name:
Danielle
E-mail: d_sawicki@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
Wow,
that was fast. Shirley, thanks so much for the new SEARCH
option.
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| Dear
Danielle:
Our
whole aim here at Beckerfilms is your satisfaction.
Josh
Dear
Danielle,
I'm
glad I finally managed to find a search engine I could
put on BeckerFilms. I had given up, but looked again
when you wrote, and found the one we now have. Thanks.
Shirley
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|
Name:
Patty
E-mail: patty333@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
Just
for your information, the 99cent Store corporation does
purchases many of their items at an access overload
from other orders. For instance...let's say a store
such as BIGLOTS purchased a particular item and happened
to have purchased too many, they will sell the acess
to 99cent at a lower price. Also, they deal w/ closeouts
of certain items. And somewhat minor defective merchandise
that major retailers do not wish to approve and sell
thru their stores. Just thought I'd let you know because
I work for a company that frequently sells items to
99cent. :)
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| Dear
Patty:
You
can never know enough about 99cent stores, that's what
I think. And of course they're the main supporter of
slave labor in red China.
Josh
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|
Name:
Jim
E-mail: JEaganFilm@aol.com
Josh,
What
do you think about these major film festivals accepting
mostly Hollywood financed films? I've been keeping up
on the news on Sundance and it seems that most of the
films they accepted have major stars. You can't honestly
tell me that a film with Al Pacino or Kevin Spacey is
an 'independent' film, thats just ridiculous. Are they
really that hard up for cash that they need to book
all these "low-budget" Hollywood productions?
It seems like the festivals are being used as marketing
devices, its just a big scam. Sundance should be booked
with actors and directors we've never heard of, who
are trying to break into the business by begging and
borrowing. This whole "A-list independent"
stuff is ridiculous.
And
on another note, I couldn't agree more about this comic
book invasion of the movies. The slate of upcoming comic
book movies is endless, thanks no doubt to Mr. Raimi.
Audiences seem to eat this shit up, I just don't get
it. I see they're also making a Hot Wheels movie directed
by the Charlie's Angels guy, McG. When will it end?
The guy's got the Charlie's Angels franchise and the
Hot Wheels franchise. Good for him. The summer trash
seems to get put out earlier and left out longer each
year. And comic books, I mean honestly. Maybe the studio
execs just can't read.
Jim
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| Dear
Jim:
They
can't, and certainly don't want to. Executives never
read scripts, that's why there's script readers. If
you were going to have your company invest $150 million
into a movie, why waste an entire hour reading the script?
Instead, you could be using your time more wisely at
the tanning salon. I saw "Biography" about
Robert Redford and even he doesn't like what's become
of the Sundance Festival. This has been going on for
years, too. If you don't have stars, then you'd better
have at least a distribution deal, preferably with Miramax
or Fine Line, and know that the film is being released
before sending it to Sundance or Telluride. And it's
not really Sam's fault with this whole comic book thing,
"Spider-Man" is pretty late in the game already.
This comic book attitude has been going on for twenty-five
years, starting with "Star Wars," and just
getting worse every year. The A-movies have become B-movies.
As my former neighbor in Oregon, LilyAnn, who's in her
70s, said after seeing "Spider-Man" on an
airplane, "It's just like that shit we had to sit
through as kids before the actual movie started."
Josh
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|
Name:
bruno angelini
E-mail: brunoangelini@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
What
a fucked shitty site is this! How 'd you maked this
crap? Have you "inserted" a hand in your ass
and you've pulled it from the whole of shit you've in?
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| Dear
Bruno:
Yes,
exactly. Isn't that how everybody creates a website?
Josh
|
|
Name:
John Hunt
E-mail: Chowkidar@aol.com
Josh,
I
finally had time to read "Above The Line".
I really enjoyed it. I actually knew a woman like Shauna
once. She was abducted by a sheik in UAR while working
for an oil company and walked through the desert in
Saudi to escape. I wouldn't have believed it but the
guy she was marrying was the GI who escorted her back(he
was an old friend). The whole ordeal was just another
day for her. And gorgeous?! Even my wife thought so.
Anyway, I thought your whole script was hilarious, interesting
and authentic. Cathy may not be entirely likable, but
she's extremely believable, complex and interesting.
What a great role she would be for an actress.
It
seems that you have some reservations about this script
but it was the easiest to read for me of any of your
scripts, of dozen or so I've read. I laughed a few times
out loud and easily stayed with the story even though
the Stooges were on. That's not too bad.
Anyway,
thanks for a good read. Maybe somebody else will comment
on the script and let me know if I'm just easy to please.
I rather doubt it.
John
|
| Dear
John:
Thank
you. It pleases me that someone would like that script.
I really caught hell from nearly everyone who read it
back when I wrote it.
Josh
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|
Name:
Cynthia E. Jones
E-mail: cynthiaejones@hotmail.com
Dear Josh,
I
watched "On the Waterfront" last night. I
hadn't seen it since I was in film class in college
12 years ago. Too cool. I remember I had such respect
and admiration for Elia Kazan at the time. It was only
later on that I discovered he had "ratted out"
his friends during the HUAC trials. Interesting, actually,
when you consider that "On the Waterfront"
had a stoolie protagonist. I wonder if Kazan thought
he was doing a good thing by "helping" McCarthy?
Or maybe he was just saving his own ass.
At
any rate...good performances, good film. I particularly
dug Lee J. Cobb as Friendly. And Martin Balsam in his
first film! I love that guy.
Oh,
and I got your package yesterday. I'll be checking out
"Hammer" in the next few days, and I'll give
you my full report. I'm really looking forward to it.
--Cindy
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| Dear
Cindy:
"On
the Waterfront" is very obviously about -- in Elia
Kazan and writer Budd Schulberg's opinions -- that you
can be an informant and still be a good, honorable person.
People act now like if they were dragged out of their
house by FBI agents, put in front of a senate sub-comittee,
and threatened with being put in jail for some indefinite
amount of time, they'd never talk. It's all nonsense.
And Kazan's case was somewhat different than most everyone
else's in that he was most definitely a communist, then
had a big falling out with them when they tried to dictate
what he could and couldn't direct. The communists then
made a serious attempt at sabotaging and ruining his
career. So he became an anti-communist. Well, it wasn't
that difficult for an anti-communist to speak out against
them. In fact, he'd been waiting for the chance. He
thought he was doing the right thing, and still contends
that he has no regrets.
Josh
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|
Name:
Danielle
E-mail: d_sawicki@hotmail.com
Dear
Josh:
Is
there any way for the folks who maintain this site to
create some sort of SEARCH option that would enable
visitors to locate occurrences of specific words --
such as the title to a movie -- without having to laboriously
sift through the enormous "Ask the Director"
archives?
I'm
not sure what would be involved money and labor wise,
but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. The amount of
activity in this section of the site sometimes makes
it difficult to catch up and keep up.
Thanks.
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| Dear
Danielle:
I
don't know about such things, but Shirley the webmaster
does. Would you care to field this one?
Josh
Dear
Danielle (and everyone else):
It's
all set; there's now a search engine box on the main
page and one on the Q&A Archives page.
Shirley
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|
Name:
Davy
E-mail:
Dear
Josh:
What
do ya think about those "Hulk" previews? Pretty
cool, huh?
|
| Dear
Davy:
I
haven't seen them, but I'm sure I'd hate it. If I never
see another film based on a comic book it'll be too
soon.
Josh
|
|
Name:
Tony Mitchell
E-mail: mitch_2209@hotmail.com
Hi Josh,
I
saw "One-Eyed Jacks" on TV the other night
and I must say I was very impressed, I thought it was
a great story. Brando's character started out as a real
meanie (when he stole that lady's ring) but when Karl
Malden double-crossed him I was quickly on his side.
Did you think he did a good job directing this (his
only) film?
Also, what were some of your favourite TV shows when
you were a kid?
|
| Dear
Tony:
I
agree, I thought "One-Eyed Jacks" was a pretty
good film, if a bit too long. Brando did a perfectly
competent job directing. As a bit of trivia, the original
director was Stanley Kubrick, who was on the project
all the way through the script development and pre-production,
then Brando fired him. As for TV shows of my youth,
when I was young I really liked "Star Trek,"
"Combat," "Batman," "Lost in
Space," "The Green Hornet," "Gilligan's
Island," "Hogan's Heroes," the standard
stuff.
Josh
|
|
Name:
Cynthia E. Jones
E-mail: cynthiaejones@hotmail.com
Dear Josh,
Just
watched "The Hustler" on Saturday afternoon,
for the first time. I had been putting this off because
I knew it was CinemaScope and didn't want to watch it
pan and scan. At any rate...wow. What a great movie.
It was definitely worth the wait. I love Paul Newman,
but now I'm going to have to go back and find other
Robert Rossen movies (The only other one I've seen being
"The Roaring Twenties"). I understand he died
in 1966, at a time when he could have made his best
work. Ah, well. But Piper Laurie! She was great! Too
bad she's primarily remembered as the mom in DePalma's
"Carrie." (Don't get me started on DePalma.)
Also
saw "Tampopo," a charming Japanese comedy
from Juzo Itami. It borrowed heavily from Spaghetti
Westerns, but with flair and comedy. It even seemed
Fellini-esque at times, so I'm assuming the director
was enchanted by Italian cinema. I'll be checking out
Itami's other films too, particularly "A Taxing
Woman," which I hear is great.
Keep
up the good work fending off those literate missives
dissing your work. I ordered "Hammer" a few
days ago and will let you know what I think as soon
as I see it!
--Cindy
|
| Dear
Cindy:
I
thought Piper Laurie was great as Carrie's mom. I also
think that "Carrie" is by far DePalma's best
film. Anyway, "The Hustler" is a terrific
film, and wonderfully bleak. Jackie Gleason is great
as Minnesota Fats. And George C. Scott is great, too.
As for Robert Rossen, I also quite like "Body and
Soul," and his script for Lewis Milestone's "A
Walk in the Sun." He won the Oscar for "All
the King's Men," which is a pretty good B+ picture,
and one of the few low-budget films to win Best Picture,
but it never blew me away. Meanwhile, I saw "Tampopo"
when it came out and didn't care for it. I sent out
your tape yesterday.
Josh
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|
Name:
John Hunt
E-mail: Chowkidar@aol.com
Josh,
In
response to Tesla's comment, until the late eighteenth
century every society, irrespective of its religious
structure, was a dictatorship. And still today, most
people's lives are miserable. The developed world might
be faring well, but the "developing world"
(if indeed it is developing) is still by far in the
majority and is still in misery.
On
a different line, I, too, thought "Stein"
was a nice little movie. Like "Greek Wedding",
it was a story about people at a moment of transition
in their lives. Neither movie was about universal answers,
saving the world, or anything so pretentious, but both
took themselves and their audiences seriously.
I
don't know if you saw "About a Boy" with Hugh
Grant, to whom I'm guessing you may have an aversion.
Anyway, my wife rented it the other day and I was fairly
impressed with it (in today's climate). It took a while
to get where it was going, but it finished well. Not
a great film by any means, but a nice one. Anyway, have
a good one, and thanks as always,
John
|
| Dear
John:
It's
on my Netflix list. Yes, "Kissing Jessica Stein"
and "Greek Wedding" got me to care about the
characters and the situation they're in, which to me
is the whole game. If you don't get me to care, then
you can put the lead character through the worst shit
in the world -- like "The Pianist" -- and
it still doesn't matter. I just watched Zhang Yimou's
newest film, "Happy Times." I admire Yimou
and like many of his films, but this one was really
his worst yet. Comedy is definitely not his forte.
Josh
|
|
Name:
G-Ster
E-mail: Graham.mcdonald@yahoo.com
Dear
Josh:
Just
read your comments on Traffic and wanted to congratulate
you on getting it absolutly spot on!,I watched if for
the first time last night on dvd and was in shock!,
how could so many people get it so wrong?.
the cover had 5 stars with *****"ground breaking"
or some lie to save face. I think if you buy the Vhs
copy of this movie the cover should say ***** "Potentially
Exellect blank tape"
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| Dear
G-Ster:
LOL.
Of course, the tape they use for VHS tapes isn't as
good as the cheap ones you can buy at the drug store
for $2.99.
Josh
|
|
Name:
DS
E-mail:
Dear
Josh:
Have
you seen Chocolat? I liked it very much and was wondering
what you felt by it if you had seen it?
|
| Dear
DS:
Sorry,
I haven't seen it.
Josh
|
|
Name:
Jeff Burr
E-mail:
Josh...was browsing through your Q&A tonight and
came across some guy asking about Michael Winner. You
pretty much nailed it with your comments, but you left
out his best movie by far...I'll Never Forget What's
'is Name. From 1967, starring the late great Oliver
Reed, very stylish and actually about something. If
you are in your late 20's to mid-thirties, this movie
will speak to you. I never thought I would defend Michael
Winner, esp. after suffering through Death Wish Two
in the theater when I was in college, but little gems
like this slip through the cracks and someone has got
to reach down to retrieve them, even if their hands
get a little dirty. It's available on DVD, and features
an interesting script by Peter Draper, who i know nothing
about! Hope all is great with you and if you get a chance,
check out this movie. Orson Welles is in it, giving
an unaffected performance with his orginal shnozz, which
was, as you know, a rarity. Jeff Burr
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Jeff:
I've
never seen it, but I'll keep my eyes peeled. Welles
playing a part without a fake nose? I thought that was
against his rules. As per Leslie Halliwell, Peter Draper
is a British playwright and screenwriter, born in 1925,
still alive when the book was published in 1984 (I guess
I should buy a new one), who wrote: "The System"
(1964), "I'll Never Forget Whatshisname (1967),
and "The Buttercup Chain" (1970). I hope all
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