1) No, I don't have a job for you or anyone else.

2) No, I don't want to read your script, no how no way.

3) Try to direct your question toward either my work or directing in general.

4) Try to make your question as short as possible.

5) Please do not ask Xena, Hercules, etc. trivia questions.

6) Have a look at the FAQ (frequently asked questions) first to see if your question has been answered there.