1) No, I don't have a job for you or anyone else.

2) No, I don't want to read your script, no how no way.

3) Try to direct your question toward either my work or directing or writing in general. Please mention the work of mine you are writing in about so I know what you're referring to.

4) Try to make your question as short as possible.

5) Please do not ask Xena, Hercules, etc. trivia questions.

6) No, I don't want to help you write a school paper.

7) Have a look at the FAQ (frequently asked questions) first to see if your question has been answered there.